SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS

"DEGAS LITTLE DANCERS IN ALL OF US"

TUESDAYS

"MONTHLY NUT"

TO NEVER HEAR THE WORDS PRICE PER SQUARE FOOT AGAIN

"RENT INCREASE"

LUCKILY THEY WERE SERVING SPARE NOSES FOR BALDESSARI'S OPENING AT THE MET

"ONE PLEASE."

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

"THE ARTIST EXECUTES A BLIND CONTOUR DRAWING."

ROOMMATES

"I FOUND YOUR PASSPORT."

TUESDAYS

"HE WAS HIS OWN WORST ENEMY"

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU ARE NOT HIP ENOUGH

"NYC HIPSTERS GO BACK TO CELL PHONES FROM THE 80'S"

TGIF

"SILLY CAT GET A JOB"

A THINKING MAN'S ARTIST

WAITERS WHO BECOME PAINTERS

"WAITING ON GODOT"

TUESDAYS (GODARD AS THE TIN MAN)

"OIL CAN"

GOOGLES

"HE CANNOT  HELP DESIRING AN IMMEDIATE SUCCESS
WITH ALL THE DANGER TO HIS INTEGRITY WHICH THAT IMPLIES" 

MONDAY MORNINGS

"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HANGOVERS" 

WEDDINGS

"MARRY ME!"

"LET'S RUN AWAY AND MAKE A SPORK TOGETHER."

TUESDAYS

"HMMM...CHICKEN OR PASTA TONIGHT?"