FUNKY CHICKEN LIVING SITUATIONS

"I"M DISJOINTED, BUT I THINK THIS IS ONLY 200 SQUARE FEET?"

EVERYBODY RAPPING LIKE IT'S...

"THIS ONE HAS A PRECEDENCE"

DUEL PROPOSALS OF THE FUTURE

"YOUR TOUCH PHONE, SIR"

RED WINE REDUCTION OF FUNDS

"OSSO BUCO SLAM DANCE"

ACCIDENTAL FAME

"ROASTED CHICKEN DUEL"

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

"I AM HAPPY"

"WHAT ONE DOES IS WHAT COUNTS AND NOT WHAT ONE HAD THE INTENTION OF DOING"

"I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN"

"NO ONE DRINKS COFFEE, NO ONE BREAKS UP"

"WORK IS THE CURSE OF THE DRINKING CLASSES"


(Oscar Wilde)

"HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE A MEAL FROM ART AND THE HUMAN HISTORY IT CONTAINS.."

"PUT YOUR FEET UP AND REST A WHILE"

THE ARTIST WHO CHANGED THE WORLD

"MEZZALUNA"

INDEXICAL STATEMENTS

"DO ONLY ONE THING"

BUSINESS LUNCH

"SELF-DEFEATING PROPHECY"

LETS BUY ART AND THEN GET A DIVORCE

"THIS REMINDS OF EGON SCHIELE, THE KISS?"

THIS WILL ALL COME BACK TO YOU

"TWO ARTISTS, BUT NOT IN LOVE"

VACATIONS YOU TAKE THEM CAUSE YOU NEED THEM

"LOOKING TO THE FUTURE"

INDIAN SUMMER- WELCOME BACK

"HUNGRY ARTIST"

ART ISN'T AS STUPID AS HUMAN CONVERSATION

"JUST A SECOND"

A WONDERFUL BEER LABEL

"BEDANKT"

CAREER CRESCENDO CONSULTANTS

"ARE YOU STILL MAKING WORK?"

LONG TERM FRIENDSHIPS INTO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS

"I USE TO JUST BE HAPPY WITH AVOCADOS"

LIVING IN THE PRESENT

"ARE YOU STILL WORKING ON THAT, YOUR LIFE"

WE REMEMBER OUR LIVES A LITTLE BETTER THAN WE DO A NOVEL WE ONCE READ

"PASTA AND DEATH"

SPRING INDECISION

"VIETNAMESE CURRY?"

CONDITIONING-GREAT WEATHER

"MAKE'S YOU APPRECIATE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA"

SPRING BREAK

"TIME TO STOP HIDING FROM MYSELF"

WE ARE OUR OWN WORST ENEMIES

"IT DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER, THIS JOB"

VACATIONS YOU TAKE THEM WHEN YOU NEED THEM

"WHAT ME WORRY?"

WE ALL NEED A BREAK

"GUESTS, LIKE FISH, BEGIN TO STINK AFTER 3 DAYS"

WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR-MUTE

"THE WAXED DRIPPED DOWN AND BLOCKED OUT THE NOISE"

"YOU ARE THE KILLER OF ART, YOU ARE THE KILLER OF BEAUTY, YOU ARE THE KILLER OF LAUGHTER. I CAN'T BEAR YOUR WORK!"

NO COMMENT

TUESDAYS AT HOME

"WHO NEEDS A SEPARATE STUDIO ANYWAYS"

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED

"NOT THE RIGHT CONTEXT"

THE PHOENIX RISES FROM THE ASHES

"MY HEARTS NOT IN"

DIALOGUE WITH A YOUTH

"LET ME TRY"

CHESTNUTS SAID WITH A FRENCH ACCENT "WE HAVE CHEFNUT SOUP"

"OUI CHEF!"

SMOKING START TO 2011

"I CAN DO IT ON THE TRAIN"

35 POUNDS OF CHANTERELLE MUSHROOMS

"YOU HAVE TO PAT AROUND A BIT"

HAPPY NEW YEAR

"I'M GETTING..."