A THINKING MAN'S ARTIST

WAITERS WHO BECOME PAINTERS

"WAITING ON GODOT"

TUESDAYS (GODARD AS THE TIN MAN)

"OIL CAN"

GOOGLES

"HE CANNOT  HELP DESIRING AN IMMEDIATE SUCCESS
WITH ALL THE DANGER TO HIS INTEGRITY WHICH THAT IMPLIES" 

MONDAY MORNINGS

"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HANGOVERS" 

WEDDINGS

"MARRY ME!"

"LET'S RUN AWAY AND MAKE A SPORK TOGETHER."

TUESDAYS

"HMMM...CHICKEN OR PASTA TONIGHT?"